FACE SHOTS by Dennis Doph

beyond beyond . 54

Adventuring from site to site
from dyspeptic day to fractured night
I encounter penises of every size
from all kinds of horny priapic guys
I'm invited to inspect backsides of fleece
from the Gulf of Guinea to the Isles of Greece
and to put my face into every tush
of descriptions rivalling Hieronymos Bosch
But what really floats my boat for me
Is the handsome visage which I might see
Accompanying the pricks and tushes and balls
sending me over my private Niagara Falls
For the pricks and tushes and balls are drones
that do nothing for me without good cheekbones!

Oh handsome man You have the earnest art
to light the fire in this erratic heart
Give me the mighty nose of some Sephardic Saracen
I'll rush into his cave and feast upon his barer skin
Oh handsome stud my skin has lost its paleness
when I encounter your Mediterranean maleness
Accept my worship ; let's have no solemnities
And I'm content to discover your extremities!

So be prepared to put me to the test;
Dick shots are nice. But face shots are the best!