I, HYENA by Dennis Doph

Touchdown Jesus. 27

I'm one of the most dissolute pig-fuckin men
In my entire personal universe
My penis is my treasure and my scrotum is my purse
Tell myself I've been bad; I can always get worse
Because I'm an hyena. A lean, mean, unclean hyena.

Blew down the doors of the handsome Dad in Raleigh
Because his chesthair drove me to distraction
Got way beyond the Pale in Fort Lauderdale
For that hot nip man who required serious action
This action was making my heart fail; and I'd stop.
and I'd stare Dreaming about being Lucky Pierre
Letting the hairychested one abuse my front
While the one with the nips treats my butt
like a mancunt

Because I'm a lewd tattooed ManHyena
Do anything once; take it and break it
When I whip it out I know how to shake it
I'll take your tongue in my Hyena mouth
Feel the manheat rising from the South
Santa Barbara is nothing but drouth
It would be very, very grand for you
to accept my hairy Hyena hand.

Pursued Nicedogg in Belleville
Because he got me totally boned
Got plenty of wear outta that Canadian Leatherbear
He made me feel like I was stoned
Then I went beyond pot for that Upstate Bot
to get him into my clique
Got terribly free with that Italian
in Sault Ste Marie
Told him his ass is where my tongue
would like to be

Chased that fur farm HotGuy4Guy
Because he is such a hot slab of beef
Was charmed by the power of sexy Pfeiffeltower
Cumming was such a relief
Stole DaddyTeddy away from Tom Dick & Freddy
Because I'm a natural thief
I'm on the prowl. Hear this Hyena howl!

Chased HappyPigButt all the way to Long Beach
screamin': Once more, dear friends! Into the breach
And for AlphaBear in sunny San Diego
My Hyena butt became a scut the size of a Winnebago

I'm a dross, droll, out-of-control
Hyena Butt Mole
Keep warnin' these studs I've always been cursed of it
That's not even close to being the worst of it
Kept getting shot up with steroid testosterone
Till I developed a preternaturally abnormal bone
Never have to worry about being alone
Since most of those who don't frown on it
Go down on it.

HELL! LOL