TRUTH, JUSTICE by Dennis Doph

Touchdown Jesus. 32

Went to the airport for my island hiatus
Encountered an amazing act of afflatus
Had to take off my blue suede shoes
Get ass grabbed in my Moody Blues
Then a grandpa who looked like a stocking stuffer
Shoved my big bear ass into a hot air fluffer
Sent me into a state of shock
Curled my hair and fried the O ring in my cock
While I was being parboiled for Goodbyee
I was certified as Pure for Blue Hawaii
I sighed as I fried under my Scope-Wide lei
This is Truth, Justice and the American Way
Truth, Justice and the American Way
Truth, Truth, Truth, and Justice, Justice, Justice
and the American Way!

Obama thought he'd pulled the neatest trick
When he gave the go-ahead to Michael Vick
Though Vick flogged his dogs down to a thump and a twitch
Barry thought we should forgive the son of a bitch
But he got another little Christmas bangle
When he felt Boehner's teeth in his skinny little ankle
Vick is never gonna have another chance to bust us
'Cause he's all whacked out over American Justice
Soiled and parboiled over American Justice
The black boy will never have another chance to trust us

Hefner la Hugh the Nonagenarian
Has always had a thing for Dollies Aryan
He sure got himself a little Stingaree
When he hitched up with a Dolly of twenty-three
Hef could get put into Playboy Heaven
When he finds how often 23 goes into 87
But he gives Darlin' Dolly all that he is able
And leaves his teeth in a jar on the table
Poor Hef if lef' with nary a tooth
When he eats Babe Pussy for American Truth

The Elephant staggered up to the return counter
Exchange lady thought the beast was about to mount her
The Beast was just about to mount this tenet
And return all Obama's gifts from the Senate
Even though most of the ideas were theirs
There's only one thing paramount in their prayers
To exchange all these gifts for a handkerchief honker
And put Mitt Romney in the Casa Blanca
And in case his Magic Underwear lacks in class
He'll have fat Mike Huckabee ridin' his ass
And I know you think my New Year's poem is crass
So just wait for McConnell to pass his gas!
There's no way these Republicans can disgust us
When they disguise their ploys as American Justice
Even though they've mauled and frequently mussed us
We can suck Hind Tit for American Justice!