FOXX TALES

OUT THERE. 16

oh, Most Respected NC Rep. Virginia Foxx (R)
There is no end to what a deluded witch you are
While not pushing Girl Scout cookies in rural Nawth Ca'lina
You've bent over more than backwards
to give our gay population a shiner
Specifically ... you stood up in the House
the day we voted in the Hate Crimes Prevention Act
In order to disseminate one hateful, criminal non-fact
That Matthew Shepard Who once was beaten
crucified on a Wyoming fence
Should not be dignified by having his name attached
to this Act which makes no sense
Even more shamefully, as you rose to the peak
of your untruthful raillery
You put Matthew down as a criminal
while his mother sat sobbing in the gallery

Oh,
Most Respected GOP hatchet-wielding Virginia
We now see what a crock of **** is overflowing in ya
Before any more of your personal Hate Crimes
can be publicly puked and preached
We're emailing 50,000 gay and lesbian voters
to get your sorry b**t impeached!
Just in case there's any question of how
to give that b**t a shove
We're encouraging all those voters to vent their feelings
at foxx@house.gov
So, while you are gathering speed with all those
right-wing rookies
We suggest you retire from the House
and sell more Girl Scout cookies!