STRONG 4 JESUS

BECAUSE WHY? 53

As a little child of three Grampa bounced me on his knee
Said I haf to be a BIG STRONG MAN like him
Then he taught me to be Good liftin big ole firewood
Stoked my muscles with His vigor and His vim

For in downtown Chatta-noog we don't be some kinda Droog
And us Sluggers pray with Him before we fight
Underneath our spray-on tan is a BIG STRONG CHRISTIAN MAN
and we worship on our bony knees at night

We are all strong for Jesus, never go wrong with Jesus
as we batter our opponents for twelve rounds
We're proud to fight for Jesus, get all our Might from Jesus
as we press for Him three hundred fifty pounds

'Twas my Teenage-Pumpin dream to be Christian and XXXtreme
And our Pastor showed us how to act real pissed
Worship Jesus, and by Heck, break some motherfucker's neck
And cross every Satan-worshipper off the list

Wrote XXXTREME upon our hats and offed fifty Democrats
Ate the Host along with toast and rare sirloin
And the bodies that we dumped were the zeal for which we pumped
As we sank each Righteous Knee into each groin

We are all Straight for Jesus and celibate for Jesus
And we all are Grand Ole Opry to the core
Eat a Real Man's lunch for Jesus then we all punch for Jesus
Feel our oats and row our boats to Jordan's shore

So check this list for Jesus and take this fist for Jesus
You may need a tracheotomy to breathe
So turn your rump for Jesus and take this hump for Jesus
While you're spittin' out your teeth
......fucker! You better Believe!*

*Inspired by stories of XXXtreme Christian Ministries all over the South
and Midwest