CORNCOB-WIPED by Dennis Doph

somewhere out there. 2

From what I've come to understand of late
Mormons are now the Captains of My Fate
They have seen fit by gift of their smart $20 mil
To eradicate from California our great stinking social ill
Faggots and dykes who desperately seeking to be married
Now find years of love and caring sadly miscarried
Because Mormons put all their allotted tithing dough
To make sure Holy Marriage everywhere
is succinctly Hetero.

So: let me make sure my concept of this pigfuck is terse
I can't imagine how the import of their gift
could get much worse
Or why my 32 years of devotion to the same sweet guy
Could be screwed up by one $20 million Mormon
stick in the eye

Any twelve year old babychick from East Provo
Can ascend to be some Mormon elder's baby ho
Bring up one after another dotard-fathered runt
Act as chambermaid to the First Wives
and be their grunt
But since this union (or unions) are applauded
by the Mormon God
All earth is blessed that their flat feet have trod

But lesbians and gays cannot enjoy sacred Marriage
with this logic numbing
Because we all get turned on by the selfsame plumbing!

Better beware Mormons
I was a Baby Cub growing wild in that Cauldron of Hell
Known as New York Gay and Lesbian Activism
and when you hear our savage bell
Tolling for every Mormon activity to pre-empt
You won't have to wonder
why your fucking church is no longer tax-exempt!
So heed this warning before this moment passes
And pull your God-fearing ugly faces
out of your (corncob-wiped) skanky Utah asses!