OZYMANDIAS IS BURNED by Dennis Doph

somewhere out there. 3

Ozymandias is burned on toast
He's dragging his bony butt back to Crawford
Fat and hairy like poor Peter Lawford
He's the least where once he was the Most

Ozymandias is no longer green as grass
Now we've discovered we can be Black as a Berry
There's no way Ozymandias could regain his cherry
Because Our Boy is a flat out pain in the ass

We have suffered Ozy through his sullen spaces
We've starved our senses through events we never wished
To experience; and poor Laura Oz has missed her menses
Experienced menopause in all her juicy places

Lord Cheney Oz has become meaner than mean
Condi Oz has finished propping up the plaster
God knows poor Condi was never alabaster
At least she was capable of cutting a mean scene
Powell Oz has pulled the skids out from under
All these Brute Beasts ... not that they were ever tony
Their mutual Dawn has now come up like Thunder
Since Ozzie Powell endorsed Mister Ebony

Yes;
Ozymandias is now royally Toasted
But not in France and not in Monteneg'
If we forget how Oz was once WAY too big
Now we can rejoice on how he's really roasted
Ozymandias has become Yesterday's News
For those of us who knew he wasn't really nice
We can all congratulate ourselves
Ozymandias stinks on ice
So lock the doors ... screw in all the screws

Since Old Ozymandias has now turned quite vanilla
We have to deal with Missus Ozymandias
sticking her brute neck out of Wasilla