HARD SLEEPWALKER by Dennis Doph

but I survived. 3

In the mountain towns of Chile it's sometimes hard to breathe
But for reasons which many of you might never believe
In Immaculata turistas like to rock around the clock
for hairy Jock Giachino and his awesome thick cock.

In Immaculata it's not earthquakes which might make you afraid
In that town Giachino's penis provides most of the shade
As he strides about looking like a passive ribbon clerk
Jock is racking up the numbers while his penis does the work

Immaculata's not a town famed for its sultry wimian
It's famed for Jock Giachino who is more than slightly simian
And if dreams of male gorillas fill your addled brain with dread
Jock has more fur upon his torso than most men have upon their head.

His proportions are heroic as one can plainly see
His name is engraved in broken hearts on every standing tree
We wonder how much more of him there possibly can be
Till he strips and unzips and lets the best part of him free.

There's no explaining Jock Giachino in the Empyrion of Men
As he bares his Boss Schlongola to our dazzled eyes again
He knows his thick veined penis is enough to make us pant
Strolling the back roads of Immaculata; a Chilean Denis Levant*

Strolling the back ways in a sleepily sexual haze
Though the man valleys are dark and possibly deep
Only his penis exists in between us
As Giachino walks in a concupiscent sleep
sleepwalking hard right out of the yard
Wringing his long hairy hands
Some men follow their principles
Giachino follows his glans

So: who is this person who disturbs us so
Sending us into a state of rut?
Giachino is the perfect Chilean beau
Ten inches straight into our gut

As the hair on his ass waves like Pampas grass
And we worship his private parts
This sleepwalking boy gives us so much joy
for Giachino has stolen our hearts.

Stolen our WHAT? You might cynically say
It's a question of who's new or next.
But though some men get mange or mercifully change
Giachino just erects.

*Denis Levant: enormously hung, craggy star of French art films