OUTSIDE ME/INSIDE ME by Dennis Doph

because why? 66

Over the years
of antic and perspiring sex performance
There are two issues
which address complete enormance
For one paramount issue
I cannot abide
Is when a man can't make up his mind:
OUTSIDE or INSIDE?

Granted
My OUTSIDE makes most studs concur
I am a gentleman
well equipped with fur
Shoulders wide enough
to land a 707 Boeing
So any enterprising stud
should know which way he's going

My cock is big enough --
more than big enough --
to engender male saliva
Without a hint of bttm action.
But I've been known
to be a real FuckDiva
Spewing forth, "L'amour, l'amour!"
like Mary Boland
Meanwhile
fucking butt like Mexican superstar
Gilbert Roland

So
If OUTSIDE is your all-encompassing goal
I am SO well-equipped
to further this same role!

INSIDE is another matter.
As a matter of taste
I have never let a drop of mansperm go to waste
As a dues-paid cocksucking member of my sex
I'd tempt any well-hung stud
to sample my gag reflex.

Then there is the issue of the Humidor which calls
Assworshippers to plumb the space behind my balls
Though I'm impervious to snub or nasty slur
You can voice your opinion
on my red buttcrack lined with fur

Though my OUTSIDES
may cause your seminal load
to increase and repleven
My INSIDES
invite you to another state -- called HEAVEN.