CHRISTMAS CACTUS by Dennis Doph

because why? 64

I am a Christmas Cactus blooming through the winter into Spring
My bloom is sweet & hot & will bloom for almost anything
Bloom like crazy when a hairy man passes me on the street
When I draw abreast of him He sees my bloom
Makes all the rest of me complete

Nothing about me could be constituted as Vanilla
My chest is shaggy On the verge of classifying as Gorilla
My shoulders blooming with muscle from years of savage Yoga
My cock rock hard like the spike inside a Ticonderoga

When I pass him and see him quivering from nape to toe
Know my backside tempts him like a male version of Monroe
Won't digress to jerk up any kind of dumb male rube
Already juiced-up with a handful of my favorite French lube

Just make my Presence known as infinitely juicy and Infra Dig
Hang out on sites like Bearfront, Bearwww, and Asspig
When it seems as if my charms had wilted like the bloom
on a Christmas Cac
Troll my Merry Mount out on Yahoo Groupsites
which allow me to share my 8.5 and sac

So when Todd's-Hairy-Men features my well-worn simian charms
Know my fans won't be disturbed by any false alarms
Nor for my propensity for displaying male undress
As I purvey my schlong on the site known as
MoreThan8Inchess

Yes!
This late-blooming Rose might not have many more years to bloom
But I can still pack a gross of droolin' studs
into an action-packed slingroom
With my Man Butt on view Its charms agape and beautifully upraised
My Pals know for sure why (after all these years) my versatility is praised

When this Cactus unfolds his Paw into the probe of Fisting Swan
Buttmen know this is a Place fit for a Real Man to rest upon
So as I cast afield my Prizes Firm for a cyber link
Chug three brewskis of O'Doul's
and invite you all to drink

http://www.bearwww.com/redruff
http://www.bearfront.com/redruff
http://www.bear411.com/wagenblatz
http://www.gaydaddy.com/SantaBarbear

and if you're so inclined --
Might just invite you to PUT IT THERE, PAL --
PUT IT THERE!*

*salutations to Bob Hope & Bing Crosby