HATARI to Hutaree by Dennis Doph

because why? 68

Howard Hawks made an action flick in 1962
Yet another John Wayne flick seemed to be the thing to do
When they got out to Kenya and stuff was really steamin'
The Duke and all his gals and guys must have thought they were dreamin'

They improvised it.

The entire action flick called Hatari was improvised
the Duke cut Elsa Martinelli down to her petite six-sized
Just when we thought the Duke was about to draw his Meat Luger
Sexy Daniel Gelin went down on hairy-chested Hardy Kruger.

They improvised a ten million buck flick for Paramount
While the Duke knocked back Dewar's and went down for the count.

This year
HUTAREE emerged from the forests of Upper Michigan
So far from benign HATARI as any enterprise possibly can
Be and still remain an exercise in human endeavor
Compared with Hawks and Duke Wayne they were not nearly so clever

HATARI was about catching (not killing) African animals
HUTAREE acted like a bunch of action-flick-crazed military cannibals
Setting up local law enforcement heat to get nicely whacked
Mowing down any additional legal heat the funeral might attract

So while we're reeling
This nation could produce such a bunch of scum
We all have to realize where this Military Barf Squad is coming from

They are all deranged by the very idea of government
We know who dropped the dime in the first dollar
when that load of bullshit got spent

When suntanned John Boehner screamed,
"Like hell you can!"
These tiny-dicked Jesus Freaks all got mini-hard
just like a real man
When Momma Palin put a gunsight on her Facebook page
It just upped the ante to another level of HUTAREE rage

So
when another abomination is accomplished by this faction
Reflect upon which political group is issuing this Call to Action
Before you let these dorks do your head and blow off your socks
Just watch another classic action movie by Howard Hawks.