VUVUZELA by Dennis Doph

Touchdown jesus. 10

Blow, Vuvuzela, blow!
I said, Blow, Vuvuzela, blow!

Watched with delight that Capetown crowd
Slovenia's team made themselves so damn proud
Though Belgium and France tried to give back-sass
Little Slovenia continued to kick boss ass.
all over that stadium at Bloemfontein
Vuvuzelas trumpeted out France's pain

Oh! Blow, Vuvuzela, blow!

McChrystal sent his message of contempt
Now the whole Afghan mess is totally verklempt
In his coterie of warjocks and towel snapping
Obama is the one who got caught napping

So blow, lean Stanley, blow!
Though you think back chat is a civilian art
Remember a Vuvuzela sounds just like a fart
So Blow, lean Stanley, blow!

Deepwater Projects were just so ho-hum
The Fed Judge lifted Obama's moratorium
We know petroleum is King in these States
Leave alternative methods of fuel to the Fates

Blow, Martin L.C. Feldman, blow!
Blanket moratorium should have some parameters
So pull outta your butt those Obama spurs
And blow, Martin L.C. Feldman, blow!

Once there was delicious Pie in the Sky
In that sweet European Socialist Bye & Bye
Now Britain has cut its services to the bone
In Spain, the social cuts won't leave the toreros alone
In Greece, French Kissing is down to its last queer
and the Irish have cut back every other beer

So blow, David Cameron, blow!

While Jebby Bush isn't decorating
his river-jumpin' wife with sables
He's proppin' up the Bush legacy at Coral Gables
Plumpin' and pushin' and tryin' to grandstand
Pushin' BUSH LORE out to the Fatheads of the Land

So blow, Fat Jebby, blow!

Patti Smith blew away the fat cats at Pratt
pulling an aphorism out of her hat
Accepting her honorary decree as Boss
She told the fat cats to just fucking floss

So blow, Scabby Patti, blow!

Gorgeous Russky Prez Medvedev
red fur blushing to the roots
Taking off those Caucasus-kicking boots,
Bowing to the verdict of history
Letting the Ossetians and the Ingush and Dagestani go free
Yes!
Letting the original Caucasians face their destiny

So blow, sexy redhead, blow!

Puppet Hamid Karzai fights us to the last man
Makes his own private deal with the Taliban
Stop makin' with wisecracks and back sass,
McChrystal --
--and blow your job right out of your ass.

Yeah! Blow, lean Stanley, blow!