CATHERINE KIEU BECKER by Wagenblatz

Touchdown Jesus. 58

Catherine Kieu Becker, 48,
Lived in Garden Grove in the Sunshine State
Not the Sunshine State of Florida pornia
But the lovely state of California!

Catherine had problems with her sturdy male Frau
Who only used Catherine as a thing to plow
Catherine got tired of being treated as meat
And performed a most remarkable feat

Went to the kitchen and selected a knife
To set a new definition of "cutting-edge wife"
When the Frau was sacked out down on his back
She cut off his penis with a resounding whack

Revved up the grinder in the kitchen sink
To teach a lesson to her little sexual mink
And in case you think this lesson is too abstruse
Here's what the Garden Grove cops think is abuse

She was booked and jailed for aggravated mayhem
For amputating her husband's sexual stem
False imprisonment for tying him to the bed
administering a drug "with intent" while he bled
Finally as a last spectacular goose
They booked her on charges of sexual abuse.

The Frau was left with nothing to suck
And is now Garden Grove's most beloved eunuch!
So, guys, protect your favorite bone
and keep the wife away from the whetting stone!