CHICORY CHICK (CHA LA) by Dennis Doph

because why? 69

As an adorable cherub
Tossing restless in my crib
Sucking marrow out of every spare rib
Puking marrow on my bib
While my mother and my relatives fondled me
Catering to each and every urge
On each lap they cosseted me and dandled me
And the radio gave forth this dirge:

Chicory Chick, cha la cha la
Checkalabunya, in a Bananicka
Bollicka Wollicka, can't you see
Chicory Chick is me?

As I grew to aspiring young manhood
With Dollies and Bear Men I would click
Hardly one to denigrate my fanhood
My admirers called me Chicory Chick
Panting, fussing, stroking, licking
Rushing, raunching and romancing me
To my adolescent sides always sticking
...and ultimtely pantsing me

When my Uncle the police chief
Took my Kraut schlongola in his craw
What might I croon as I achieved relief
But one chorus of Cha La, Cha La?
And when my cousin Steve with his hot member
showed me where my paternal cousins held forth with spoonier
Fellatio lessons from January to December
when I submitted, I hollered, "Checkalabunya!"

Finally when in New York I gave in
To the bemuscled superstar who knelt between
My thighs, begged me to submit to his cravin'
I was not one to flee the scene
So when Burt started licking my piss slit
I was not pusillanimous, or a panicker
When I reached for his belt there in the screening room
and found his prize, I moaned, "In a bananicker!"

Two years later, having achieved full sexual stature,
With his pal the Mexican superstar as fellow rollicker,
Burt and Amigo explored my entire nature
--moaning, thrusting, keening "Bollicka Wollicka!"
Now in my most amazing sixties
I look back upon these equally amazing events
How I got mixed up in all these Tricksties
Emphasizing my best (and worst) intents

As I look back upon all this imprudence
I'm still a sight you all might like to see
As a fourth generation of sexual students
Can't you see
Chicory Chick is me?